HI THERE THIS IS THE ULTIMATE COLLECTION OF SOUND SAMPLES FROM DOUGLAS ADAMS' "THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY". The samples are from the original radio-show, broadcasted between 1977 and 1980 with random occurrences. These samples are recorded with a Soundblaster Pro, so you'll have to live with only 8 bits, but who's counting ? The samples are stored as Wave-files, according to the windows standard. PKZIP v2.04 has been used to compress the files. Uncompressed all wave-files will require 11.7 MB of your precious HD. The compressed zip-files will require 7, 1.44 Floppy disks. The zip-files are listed at the end of this file. "Enjoy these fine samples of the even finer: "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy""." /* Don't panic ! : Tomas Wallin Gothenburg SWEDEN */ /* My temporary internet-address: svp3-80@adb.gu.se */ ANSWER.WAV "Deep thought's" answer to the ultimate question, about life the universe, everything . . ." BEBBROX.WAV The radioman introduces Zaphod, before he announces Zaphod's theft of the ship Heart of Gold BREAKDWN.WAV Arthur gets panics when his house has been demolished, Ford says he's from Beetlejuice and Vogoon's are destroying earth. CONFUSE.WAV Can one be confused to death ? DEEP.WAV Arthur comments Ford's time definition in the pub, just before the Vogoon's arrive. DEMAND.WAV Philosopher's demand of the absence of solid facts, that would make their profession easier. DRINK.WAV Zaphod is getting annoyed on the consequences of the indefinitely improbability drive and that pestering human Arthur Dent, so he pours himself a stiff drink. DRUNK2.WAV Ford's comment on the entry in hyper-space drive. DRUNK3.WAV Ford can't take it, when he finds out that he is in a virtual universe. EDDIE.WAV Eddie the shipcomputer introduces himself. EDIIE2.WAV Eddie continues to get on everybodys nerves. GODPROOF.WAV The proof of the non-existence of god. Since the bablefish is such a neat construction, it couldn't evolve by random, god must have created it, therefore god exists, and therefore god doesn't exist since god proved his existence. HEY_DOLL.WAV Zaphod's favourite phase on earth. JELTZ.WAV Vogoon cmd. Jeltz calls for attention, before he will destroy earth to make way for a new space-motorway. LEGAL.WAV Arthur asks Ford if he ever has seen anything like it. Ford answers ""Not in a legal state of mind""." LIFE.WAV Life in the beginning of the universe. LIS_MOTH.WAV Arthur complains about how he should have listen to his mother, what use is that, now when he's about being thrown out in space ? LUCKY.WAV Arthur's towel just saved Zaphod from a faith worse than the faith of death, all due to a chain of extremely unlikely events, during a period of 2 million years. MARVIN.WAV Zaphod sighs: "Oh Marvin the paranoid android" MARVIN1.WAV Marvin the manic-depressive android with one of his more typical questions. NEW_PERS.WAV The second personality of the computer. NEWS.WAV Another newsflash to all creatures less evolved than a demented bee. OH_GOD.WAV Just "Oh god" P(X).WAV The indefinitely improbability-drive is going toward normality (P(X)=1) PGGB.WAV Intro "PanGalacticGurgelBlaster" PGGB1.WAV The full perspective vortex awaits Zaphod, who is of course thrilled. PHILOSOF.WAV Philosopher's protest that the computer "Deep thought" will get the answer to everything. POET1.WAV A faith worse then the faith of death awaits Ford and Arthur. POET2.WAV A quick summary what Vogoon poetry stands for. POLICE.WAV The raving mad policeofficers, that hunts Zaphod. POLICE2.WAV "Fire away" RE_PRG.WAV Zaphod's promise to the computer, if it not will open the hatch-door. RICH.WAV The world where no poverty existed, almost !? SCIENCE.WAV Statistically you don't exist. SIRIUSCY.WAV Sirius Cybernetics, the biggest and the most hated cooperation in the galaxy. Sirius Cybernetics constructs the friendly coffemachines, obeying doors and manic-depressive android. STUPID.WAV Marvin talks the black killer-droid into to take out itself. SUBRADIO.WAV Intro from the radioman, before he announces Zaphod's theft of the Heart of Gold. TALK_ABT.WAV Arthur is avoiding to answer any question. TERRIFIC.WAV Zaphod is delighted when he discovers that he just, most improbably, have picked up his semi-cousin Ford and that ape-thing from certain-death in space. THEORY.WAV The theory about what will happen when all is resolved. THREAT.WAV A 5 million old defence system is activated, when our heroes closes in on the mythical planet Margharetha. VOGOON.WAV The hitchhiker's old revision on the Vogoon personality. WORLDEND.WAV Ford orders 6 pints just before the end of the world, the bartender is enthusiastic. Z_ORDER.WAV Ordering form to obtain the "Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy" ZIP-files Searching ZIP: A:/HHGUIDE1.ZIP - Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy by Douglas Adams Length Method Size Ratio Date Time Name ------ ------ ----- ----- ---- ---- ---- 407760 DeflatN 341976 17% 03-05-94 15:54 ANSWER.WAV 153330 DeflatN 105818 31% 03-04-94 01:40 BEBBROX.WAV 107960 DeflatN 79468 27% 03-05-94 01:54 BREAKDWN.WAV 58652 DeflatN 46532 21% 03-05-94 15:52 CONFUSE.WAV 138838 DeflatN 98694 29% 03-04-94 01:58 DRINK.WAV 167674 DeflatN 127112 25% 03-05-94 01:51 DRUNK2.WAV 179682 DeflatN 112147 38% 03-05-94 01:50 DRUNK3.WAV 83384 DeflatN 59976 29% 03-05-94 01:49 DEEP.WAV 211466 DeflatN 158247 26% 03-05-94 15:57 DEMAND.WAV 5083 DeflatN 2436 53% 03-06-94 01:09 HH_GUIDE.TXT 228130 DeflatX 198338 14% 03-05-94 02:59 EDDIE.WAV ------ ------ --- ------- 1741959 1330744 24% 11 Searching ZIP: A:/HHGUIDE2.ZIP - Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy by Douglas Adams Length Method Size Ratio Date Time Name ------ ------ ----- ----- ---- ---- ---- 313540 DeflatN 262444 17% 03-04-94 02:18 EDIIE2.WAV 544028 DeflatN 362317 34% 03-05-94 01:53 GODPROOF.WAV 111988 DeflatN 80946 28% 03-04-94 01:15 HEY_DOLL.WAV 55026 DeflatN 45035 19% 03-05-94 01:55 JELTZ.WAV 161402 DeflatN 121867 25% 03-04-94 01:30 LIS_MOTH.WAV 365852 DeflatN 240542 35% 03-04-94 13:13 LIFE.WAV 67472 DeflatN 49653 27% 03-06-94 00:13 LEGAL.WAV 60542 DeflatN 43371 29% 03-06-94 00:14 LUCKY.WAV 34704 DeflatN 30713 12% 03-04-94 13:53 MARVIN.WAV 88772 DeflatX 65551 27% 03-04-94 01:54 MARVIN1.WAV 154750 DeflatX 129182 17% 03-04-94 13:46 NEW_PERS.WAV ------ ------ --- ------- 1958076 1431621 27% 11 Searching ZIP: A:/HHGUIDE3.ZIP - Hitchhiker's guide to galaxy by Douglas Adams Length Method Size Ratio Date Time Name ------ ------ ----- ----- ---- ---- ---- 404770 DeflatN 342527 16% 03-06-94 00:17 NEWS.WAV 28246 DeflatN 19001 33% 03-04-94 01:34 OH_GOD.WAV 214928 DeflatN 144753 33% 03-04-94 01:37 P(X).WAV 246990 DeflatN 160821 35% 03-05-94 01:45 PGGB.WAV 245804 DeflatN 192401 22% 03-05-94 23:58 PGGB1.WAV 341590 DeflatN 277648 19% 03-05-94 15:59 PHILOSOF.WAV 190038 DeflatN 149103 22% 03-05-94 01:40 POET1.WAV ------ ------ --- ------- 1672366 1286254 24% 7 Searching ZIP: A:/HHGUIDE4.ZIP - Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy by Douglas Adams Length Method Size Ratio Date Time Name ------ ------ ----- ----- ---- ---- ---- 1031678 DeflatX 700230 33% 03-05-94 01:41 POETRY2.WAV 202796 DeflatX 182498 11% 03-05-94 16:01 POLICE.WAV 397356 DeflatX 349448 13% 03-05-94 15:40 POLICE2.WAV 247696 DeflatX 201678 19% 03-04-94 13:50 RE_PRG.WAV ------ ------ --- ------- 1879526 1433854 24% 4 Searching ZIP: A:/HHGUIDE5.ZIP - Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy by Douglas Adams Length Method Size Ratio Date Time Name ------ ------ ----- ----- ---- ---- ---- 186412 DeflatX 123261 34% 03-04-94 13:28 RICH.WAV 247696 DeflatX 196168 21% 03-04-94 13:50 RE_PRG.WAV 428252 DeflatX 257986 40% 03-04-94 01:43 SIRIUSCY.WAV 230124 DeflatX 160099 31% 03-04-94 01:52 SUBRADIO.WAV 624684 DeflatX 448773 29% 03-05-94 15:45 SCIENCE.WAV 129068 DeflatX 99555 23% 03-05-94 23:54 STUPID.WAV 86874 DeflatX 62462 29% 03-05-94 01:57 TALK_ABT.WAV ------ ------ --- ------- 1933110 1348304 31% 7 Searching ZIP: A:/HHGUIDE6.ZIP - Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy by Douglas Adams Length Method Size Ratio Date Time Name ------ ------ ----- ----- ---- ---- ---- 121168 DeflatX 94431 23% 03-04-94 01:01 TERRIFIC.WAV 575532 DeflatX 490493 15% 03-04-94 13:22 THREAT.WAV 476796 DeflatX 307685 36% 03-06-94 00:23 THEORY.WAV 116780 DeflatX 84966 28% 03-05-94 01:47 WORLDEND.WAV 381286 DeflatX 246797 36% 03-05-94 16:03 Z_ORDER.WAV ------ ------ --- ------- 1671562 1224372 27% 5 Searching ZIP: A:/HHGUIDE7.ZIP - All these brought to you by T Wallin Gothenburg SWEDEN Length Method Size Ratio Date Time Name ------ ------ ----- ----- ---- ---- ---- 1010500 DeflatX 764619 25% 03-05-94 01:59 VOGOON.WAV ------ ------ --- ------- 1010500 764619 25% 1