- thy who quotes from another shall always be known as a -
                             * SMARTASS *

WHAT?
         A fortune cookie program for your pleasure. SmartAss contains
         almost 20000 different cookies. Everything from Murphy's laws,
         Devil's Dictionary, myths, jokes, computer mimics to stories,
         and not to forget - quotes from famous people. For MSDOS.

VERSION: 0.965a
AUTHOR:  sveinarr@stud.cs.uit.no